Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
- ANGELS FALLING
- STAR TREK
- GAY ROMANIAN DUBSTEP DRACULA
- JOHN HURT
- FUCKING YAHOO
what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
You’re looking for Dean Winchester
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
“Fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM.”
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
WHY IS THIS ONLY AN AMERICAN THING OH MY GOD
HEY MAN YOU GET YOUR KINDER EGGS
WE GET OUR INSOMNIA COOKIES
Then why only until three am?
‘scuse you, but I’m up till six or seven am…
then again, what time do they open?
it took me a second and then